welcome to the hall of shame

[tamannaapall11]

The moderator who changed my links is a very good looking man, even though I haven't seen him, and he has a lovely sounding voice, even though I haven't heard him.

He would also destroy me in a game of Command and Conquer, because I'm rubbish, as I'm a complete time waster and I have no real skill to speak of.

I can't even make instant mashed potatoes properly.

I will fuck off now.

[Shockwave]

I will fuck off now.

 

[combatking0]

Flattery will get those spammers nowhere

[jamedul21]

I have a link which will show you how to be healthy. Being addicted to computers, you programmers need it. Unfortunately for me, my link was changed after your very vigilant moderator caught me out.

Still, the SEO has already paid me, so fuckings to him, and fuckings to me too.

[Shockwave]

 

[combatking0]

I'm detecting a hint of "The 2 Ronnies" in there.

[foolfyray]

I came to advertise "Height Gain", but your clever moderator changed one letter, and humiliated me by respelling my links as "Weight Gain", which nobody wants.

Maybe I should go and spam the Sumo Wrestler Forums.

I'll be back tomorrow under a different user name, ready to advertise some other shit which will be parodied excellently.

[Shockwave]

Another malcontent bites the dust.

[KathyJ007]

Pleashe vishit my webshite.

Shorry for the mishpronunshiashionsh, but I've jusht had my teef out.

I have shold them to pay the rent on my webshite.

[combatking0]

That reminds me - I have to pay my hosting bill...

[EarlStrabongsbert01]

Bugger...

I came here to spam my site, unfortunately it appears that I can't read and my profile has been sabotaged.

Don't go to the john cooper dot com as it's full of ass rapists.

kthxbai.

[fanikula]

I am expert of SEO!!

I am expert..

 

Fail.