How to partake of cola effectivly.

[combatking0]

You have soiled your body by ingesting Pepsi.

Purge yourself of this toxic poison by drinking nothing but coke for a week.

[Pixel_Outlaw]

Amen sir.

I must say that after 2 years of attendance I must honestly consider going to a different college. Brace yourselves my dear fellow enthusiasts. They have stopped the sale of all Coke products and have instead stated that the "other cola" shall become the only beverage available. This news has caused me to writhe in distress. I could not gain audience with the school dean. The ignorant heathen savage informed me that it was not a priority! I cannot in good mental health fund such flagrant and willful advertisement of a false elixir. The "other cola" is a false prophet who causes the children to scream, the mime to stop his playful craft and the sirens and harpies to ascend from the Depths.

How might I fight this travisty?

[combatking0]

The answer is simple, but possibly wasteful.

You must fill your local swimming pool with coke. Then tie your deans hands together and push him in. Unable to swim, he will be forced to drink his way to safety, ridding him of his "other cola" urges.

[Clyde]

Still no sign of the return of Vanilla Coke. Any inside info?

[Pixel_Outlaw]

Still no sign of the return of Vanilla Coke. Any inside info?

The line has been discontinued in England for some time. I however was able to pick a can up from a local grocery store.

Now it has been a good deal of time since I have quaffed this savory drink. I shall take a drink after letting the cola breath in the chilled white glass. Sadly I'm out of matches to burn the drink before sampling.


WHAT A DELIGHT!

This blend of Coke and Vanilla is a dream. This drink makes me feel as if I am aboard a sea faring vessel. I can hear the rocking and creaking of the ancient timbers around me as the sailors laugh and light fine pipe tobacco. I feel a warmth and see the lanterns burning fine whale oil. It is at this moment that I am brought back to my chain in front of this computer. The depth of the churning sea returns to my finely padded office chair. I am alone. My palette has become tacky and dry longing for a second partaking. As I have said before this cola is to be enjoyed as a fine tobacco it is as a spice cake brought from a foreign land. Good sirs, America tastes very fine tonight. I tip my hat to the late Herman Melville. The sailors light their pipes again with a dark spice, and the voyage continues in my humble white mug. The creaking of ancient timber returns the boat rocks in a most comforting way.

I only wish that you fine Englishmen could be here tonight sampeling forbidden delight from the Coke plants.

[warters]

Have you tasted Diet Coke with Bacon yet? If so, what's it like?

(Visit the Hangar 18 picture thread if you are confused by this question)

[combatking0]

This should get you started with your rogue dean:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/576x-Coca-Cola-Diet-Coca-Cola-Bottles-S-808_W0QQitemZ270300728513QQihZ017QQcategoryZ106590QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp1742.m153.l1262

[Jim]

What's (supposed to be) the difference between Coke Zero and Diet Coke?

Jim

[combatking0]

Coke Zero is a blend of Coke (positive) and Pepsi (negative) in equal measure.

[Shockwave]

What's (supposed to be) the difference between Coke Zero and Diet Coke?

Jim

About 40 pence per 2 litres.

[Clyde]

Coke Zero is Coke without all the sugar - and still tastes the same. Diet coke would have less fats and sugars.

[warters]

Coke Zero is basically Cokes version of Pepsi Max (Maximum taste and no sugar).

It is being marketed in this country as "Bloke Coke" (Unoffially) as Coca Cola Corp feel that Diet Coke is a bit too girly and Men are slowly drifting away from "full fat" Coke and on to healthier drinks. They hope that this will fill the void!

It's amazing what you learn when you subscribe to marketing magazines and periodicals eh!!

[combatking0]

My apologies for posting a link to an eBay page with 576 bottles of coke.

I should have looked for cans instead.

[Pixel_Outlaw]

I was quite offended. However all is forgiven.

[combatking0]

If the bottles are kept in a dark room, does that help?