Exam answers

[combatking0]

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[Shockwave]

   4. Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.

The same cannot be said for Elvis.

[Yaloopy]

18. Gravity was invented by Issac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are falling off the trees.

[Shockwave]

Unfortunately I don't have an apple tree so I will not be able to witness it myself.

[combatking0]

Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out: "Tee hee, Brutus."

Ah, life in the Roman Empire. What a fun time it was.

Another story was William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son's head.

OUCH!

Momentum. What you give a person when they are going away.

If you push them.

Magnet: Something you can find crawling over a dead cat.

I once found a dead seagull that was infested with magnets.