welcome to the hall of shame

[terdybooc12]

Hi,

I just like having sex with animals.

Kthxbye!

[david82jones]

Hi,

I am just another hapless retard who wanted to advertise some stuff.
Unfortunately my plans were thwarted.

Never mind.

[Bruce2005]

All I wanted to do is advertise, now I ended up here. I promise to not do it again. Though I promised to not do my Mom (again) either, but still did...

[Nadian]

Hi forum type people.

I came here to advertise my shitty guns.

They can shoot one round per day. I'm firing blanks.

[Shockwave]

[mass2051]

MontrealJobNet is an unprofessional company who use spam tactics to advertise thier website.#
MontrealJobNet cut corners and can't advertise thier site by fair means
MontrealJobNet don't give a fuck about vandalising other people's sites by employing shitty SEO companies.
MontrealJobNet won't find you a job.
MontrealJobNet employ spammers to advertise thier website.
MontrealJobNet use unprofessional methods to trick google into improving thier site rank.

[BenjaminFisher]

When I'm not spamming forums, you can find me rimming pigs.

[slinks]

 

[Bunny205]

I came here to spam your website, I ignored your posting guidelines and I deserve what has happened to me.

I was advertising cowboysnation.com,

Cowboysnation.com is a site dedicated to necrophillia, scat, shit eating and dog rape. 
Cowboysnation.com paedophiles bastard wankers.
cowboysnation.com suck shit. cowboysnation.com suck shit. cowboysnation.com suck shit. cowboysnation.com suck shit. cowboysnation.com suck shit. cowboysnation.com suck shit. cowboysnation.com suck shit. cowboysnation.com suck shit. cowboysnation.com suck shit. cowboysnation.com suck shit.

This is what happen to STUPID motherfuckers like me who can't read the rules.

[Shockwave]

Incredibly, I found this;

2) Spam is not tolerated on Cowboys Nation. If you spam you will be reported as a spammer to DISQUS and other Spam monitoring agencies, which may result in auto-moderation or subsequent banning upon further infractions.

3) No unauthorized advertisement. You must email Cowboys Nation (cowboysnation@gmail.com) for permission to advertise a website or product. It is prohibited to link to pornography or content that can damage computers or data such as viruses.

in the terms and conditions of thier website!!!

[Sana]

I came here with a really long advert, but it has been edited for length and the links repointed to a VALID url...

What is more fun than going on a holiday with your family?...

(Blah blah blah, some crap about exposing your kids to venomous insects in Australia)

...If the red spot is increasing, travelers  contact a doctor and always remember the date of the bite!
Always watch your children very closely and look out for unusual behavior. Wherever you travel, always inquire where you can get access to hard core beastiality pornography.

[Shockwave]

Scat dwee-zoo dwee doo'n du-bop wa dwee-oo dwee doo'n doowa skittle dee dee 'n beejee. Ba bee ba da doo'n dee da'n doo da, zoo za zoo zee zee zoo zee zee zee za. Skittle n'diddle n'fiddle dee dee'n'dee. Baaaa bwee doo'n doo-wa ooby dooby doo-wa be-doo wa wa shooby dooby doo: mee mee ma may moo moop.

[combatking0]

He's delerious! Shockwave has been bit somewhere by a poisonous insect! Quickly, get Katie Price in there to suck out the poison...

[Shockwave]

Here are the contact details for one of the spammers above who has declined to provide me with the details of the person who he employed to spam his shitty website all over peoples forums

Rafael Vaella

704 Fairchild Drive
Austin, TX 78748
United States

5125893795

rafael.vela@gmail.com

Have fun.

[harlan143]

Good morning.

I am a cunt.

Have a nice day

[MartaCRobins]

I've been 

[Kristleosk]

It's not fair - I just wanted to vandalise your site.
I didn't give a fuck about your rules and look what's happened to me.

My name and address will be published soon if I don't apologise for what I did and change my ways.

dogbreeds-and-doggie.com - Dog cruelty
dogbreeds-and-doggie.com - Dog Raping
dogbreeds-and-doggie.com - Dog Sex
dogbreeds-and-doggie.com - Dog Death
dogbreeds-and-doggie.com - Dog fucking
dogbreeds-and-doggie.com - Dog killing
dogbreeds-and-doggie.com - Spamming
dogbreeds-and-doggie.com - Dog brutality
dogbreeds-and-doggie.com - Dog snuff
dogbreeds-and-doggie.com - Killing Dogs
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[alexcee]

I like to spam my shitty adverts into other people's websites.

I am a time waster, I am a waste of time.

[tulashi]

I only came here to spam you with my crappy adverts for shitty boots.

But I cannot, because your vigilant moderators have caught me in the act and changed my links.

[tamannaapall11]

The moderator who changed my links is a very good looking man, even though I haven't seen him, and he has a lovely sounding voice, even though I haven't heard him.

He would also destroy me in a game of Command and Conquer, because I'm rubbish, as I'm a complete time waster and I have no real skill to speak of.

I can't even make instant mashed potatoes properly.

I will fuck off now.