I was sat on the bus this morning on my way to work playing Mario Kart Super Circuit on my GBA, and for some reason I chose to play as DK, who has poor acceleration.
I bumped into something and got impatient, as everyone passed me while I tried to build my speed back up.
I shouted "DRIVE! DRIVE!", and then realised - the bus had stopped at a red light, and everyone was looking at me.
I'll use Yoshi from now on.
How the fuck are you allowed on the bus on your own CK? :)
Thanks for making me smile.