This made me smile: http://www.itv.com/news/entertainment_4ac85937e8ca3c444871aae19bb26a01.html
I'd gladly wait until the film comes out on VHS...
VHS?
I wonder who dies in the book. Hope it's HP!
I was hoping that Harry would die in the 6th book, and that his ghost would be the main character in the 7th, but alas, it did not happen. Shame.
http://machodance.ytmnd.com/
Hahaha! Fuck you Dobby. Rest in pieces you irritating piece of CG.
"Dobby will return in Harry Potter and the 19 Year Itch"
So says the parody/sequel/not-a-fanscript I'm writing, anyway.