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4. Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.
The same cannot be said for Elvis.
Quote18. Gravity was invented by Issac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are falling off the trees.
Unfortunately I don't have an apple tree so I will not be able to witness it myself.
QuoteJulius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out: "Tee hee, Brutus."
Ah, life in the Roman Empire. What a fun time it was.
QuoteAnother story was William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son's head.
OUCH!
QuoteMomentum. What you give a person when they are going away.
If you push them.
QuoteMagnet: Something you can find crawling over a dead cat.
I once found a dead seagull that was infested with magnets.