Dark Bit Factory & Gravity
GENERAL => General chat => Topic started by: combatking0 on September 19, 2007
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You guys have got to see this:
http://www.economicshelp.org/funny/funny-gcse-answers.html
Check out the linked pages too!
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4. Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.
The same cannot be said for Elvis.
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18. Gravity was invented by Issac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are falling off the trees.
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Unfortunately I don't have an apple tree so I will not be able to witness it myself.
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Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out: "Tee hee, Brutus."
Ah, life in the Roman Empire. What a fun time it was.
Another story was William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son's head.
OUCH!
Momentum. What you give a person when they are going away.
If you push them.
Magnet: Something you can find crawling over a dead cat.
I once found a dead seagull that was infested with magnets.