How to partake of cola effectivly.

[Pixel_Outlaw]

This is a very good question.

I would advise a tall thin-walled clear glass. Ice may be used to preference.

I'm currently drinking Ginger Ale and am baffled by the simplicity. The proper container needs to be found. Perhaps an oaken challis?

[Shockwave]

I first tried to pour the coke into lines. Unfortunately it just dispersed across the table

I would advise freezing the beverage before-hand, then crushing it down into a fine powder with which to make the lines. Whilst in its liquid form, it may cause irritaition upon entering the nasal cavity as was forewarned earlier.

Tried this, I didn't get high though. What am I doing wrong?
The crushed frozen Coke crystals were easy to snort though Slinks so thanks for the tip.

[slinks]

Ah, I know the feeling. I kept hearing about how great these 'E's were from everyone, but I never knew where to get them from. I read recently in the papers though that most childrens sweets had them, so i went down the shops and picked up a couple of tubes of smarties. I swallowed a whole bunch of them, but nothing happened! Advice?

[Shockwave]

Ah, I think you are going off topic Slinks, but the 'E' that you need are contained in tins of alphabet spaghetti.

[slinks]

Ah, I think you are going off topic Slinks, but the 'E' that you need are contained in tins of alphabet spaghetti.

My appologies, but it really was perplexing me. Alphabet spaghetti you say? I shall look into this further.

[Stonemonkey]

afaik, Along with E's, tins of alphabet spaghetti also contain L,S,D and H among other things.

[slinks]

Hmm... I tried some, but it just didn't do it for me. I've always prefered a bowl of Special K myself. That really hits the spot.

[combatking0]

I find alphabeti spaghetti and special K very difficult to snort indeed.

When frozen and then smashed, there are very many cracks in the coke.

[Shockwave]

Actually I have a complaint about the advice on freezing the coke and shattering it before snorting.

I've noticed that lately I am getting nosebleeds (I am snorting about 2 cans a day, it's not too expensive at the moment but the problem is getting worse)..

About the nosebleeds.

In order to get the can cold enough to shatter I have been freezing it with liquid nitrogen first, and then breaking with a hammer.

Unfortunately tiny particles of metal are getting stuck inside my nostrils and it's fucking painful I can tell you.

[Pixel_Outlaw]

Actually I have a complaint about the advice on freezing the coke and shattering it before snorting.

I've noticed that lately I am getting nosebleeds (I am snorting about 2 cans a day, it's not too expensive at the moment but the problem is getting worse)..

About the nosebleeds.

In order to get the can cold enough to shatter I have been freezing it with liquid nitrogen first, and then breaking with a hammer.

Unfortunately tiny particles of metal are getting stuck inside my nostrils and it's fucking painful I can tell you.

Most users use a vaseline dipped cotton swab to remove the particles.


Also  want to try some of this stuffs.
http://www.jonessoda.com/files/pure-cane-sugar.php

[taj]

I've noticed that lately I am getting nosebleeds (I am snorting about 2 cans a day, it's not too expensive at the moment but the problem is getting worse)..

Unfortunately, nosebleeds are a common side effect of snorting too much coke. Doctors advise slowly coming off the coke dependency using other substances. Try Pepsi.

[Shockwave]

The Pepsi is better, the tins shatter into slightly blunter fragments and are easier to inhale.

[Pixel_Outlaw]

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The status of cola education transcends time, you slave to ethereal trappings!

It has come to my attention (and I was quite startled mind you) that cola may come in large transparent bottles. I've been a man of the can for many a year now and the sight of such a savory delight harshly abused within light permeable bottles almost caused a series of heart palpitations. The cola should never be disrespected in this way. The light alone may bruise the cola leading to aftertastes and pockets of lower carbonation within said drink. Like a fine woman, the cola is best taken while in full dress. The notion of a cola in a plastic transparent bottle is reminiscent of a cheap corner-waiting harlot. Flaunting her wares while the body of the product diminishes. It is immoral to contain such divinity in a transparent bottle. On display and degrading in front of the connoisseur. I try to shelter my young fellow connoisseurs and seeing the beverage in this light has caused my youngest child to start crying in a most horrid display. He had to be removed from the store. This brings me to my second thought. Diet Coke must be purchased from a fine vendor that can provide papers for production. Purchasing from a grocery store is like adopting a used animal from a shelter. You know it will be of inferior quality and have many ailments. Diet Coke purchased from the grocery vendor is akin to adopting a mixed breed giraffe with mental ailment and poor musculature out of sympathy.

One must only trust a darker cola from a private collection. Never purchase a cola without papers tracking the distillation and shipping techniques. One is investing in good health and a savory dark cola inspires the humors.

[Shockwave]

But the bottles are fun..

They are built to withstand really high pressures.... If you don't want to lose your fingers, don't try this...

Quarter fill the coke bottle with warm water, bend the plastic bottle (without weakening it!), keeping the water in the bottom half.

Add some crushed dry ice taking care that it does not mix with the water.
Screw the cap on, throw it away as far as you can.

Run in the opposite direction.

Booooooooooooooooooooooooom!

Some of the guys that used to work in my business used to do this, they were very powerful and probably capable of removing your hand.

[slinks]

Local boy loses hand, blames internet stranger continued page 2

Corner shop robbed, mars bar and pack of skittles taken full scoop page 5, comment from random slag page 6

[Shockwave]

Remember that your home is at risk if you set fire to it.

[combatking0]

You can save hundreds of £s on your car insurance by not driving.

Also don't drink and drive - coke is best drunk using 2 hands. Unless you have lost a hand in an exploding plastic bottle accident.
In which case, you can use coke syrup to "glue" the hand back on.

[warters]

Pixel, bit of help please. I have a Coke related problem.

Today, I was in a local supermarket (Tollgate Road Co-Op!!) and wanted to buy a 2 litre bottle of Coke. I've not been sleeping too well, so decided to buy Caffeine Free diet coke.

When I was on my way to the checkout, an elderly local man started pointing at me and laughing and was ridiculing me for buying it.

The crux of his argument was that Coke is nothing more than caffeine filled sugary water and by opting for caffeine free diet coke I was wasting my time!

What I need to know from you is if I was right to beat him over the head with some frozen lamb? I injured him quite badly, and I am due in court in three days time. Please help.

[Pixel_Outlaw]

Chances are that you have injured one of the inner circle of connoisseurs.

Why is this?
1. You were purchasing this most sacred drink in a bottle.
2. He was giving you sound advice that coincides with my tips given just a few posts up.

Sadly, I cannot stand buy while this fine beverage is raped and put in a plastic bottle.

[Shockwave]

That's nothing!

I took the Pepsi challenge once and I didn't find it challenging at all.
I drank both cups easily.

Does this make me an expert?