Just a simple test, I stuck a couple of quick routines together and tried to use uFmod.
Well, it works here and I got the exe town to less than 35kb with a 18.5kb mod, I am quite happy with the sound quality and I'll be even happier if it works on other people's systems.
Nb. I know that the effect is simple, I am more concerned that it doesn't crash!
By the way if you drag the window there are some fps readings in the dos window, specs & fps would be appreciated and if it's promising I may turn this into a cracktro and whore it out to someone

Thanks.
Nb. Thank you to Rbraz for bin2bas and the header code.