welcome to the hall of shame

[dawn5four]

Hello.  I registered to use your forum to spam the Sig in my profile.  Unfortunately my account has been taken over, my link has been re-pointed and my account is being used as a trophy. I deserve it though because I really do suck.

[combatking0]

Hi Dawn5Four,

We don't have any goats, be we have many cows.

Enjoy.

[Keith1]

Hi,

I am another spammer and I love to suck horse cock.

Of course all my links have been re-pointed and I've been kicked out of my account by the friendly admin team!

Enjoy!

[rommelbooc12]

Hi,

I am also a fan of sucking off horses.

I am a spamming twat too and I have had my links re-pointed after being booted out of my account by the friendly admin team.

Bye!

[Jim]

Bruce Willis sure loves his spam!

Jim

[Ryan]

Hi yall,

CK just spotted me spamming your forum, so he changed my password and links and put a AK-47 to my knee-caps and forced me to apologise.

Please find me an embarassing profile picture before he does, because he's going to make a fool of me.

[combatking0]

I think I've got the hang of this AK-47 lark.

[Kirl]

Like a pro, well done! 

[Shockwave]

Good skills.. that's the way to deal with these fuckholes.

[andrewwilliam]

From an early age I was a failure.

I failed at everything in my life until I was only left with the job of spamming internet forums with my website address.

You see, I can't get a proper job, I am too much of a failure, anyway, that's how I got here..

My link points to something more apt now.

[rdc]

LOL.

[padman]

LOL! I deleted him once already. Looks like he came back. His slogan in the sig was way better though:

A windscreen wiper or windshield wiper is a device used to remove rain or debris from a windscreen or windshield.

That's completely news to me. Thanks! Einstein couldn't have put it any better I suppose.

What a bunch of retards!!! 

[Shockwave]

I sent this twat an email;

Hello Brian,

I am a webmaster and your website was advertised on my site without my permission in violation of my terms of use.

I notice that your phone number is visible on this site and I also have members of my community in Sydney.

Tell me.. how you would like it if we defaced your buildings and vehicles with the URL of our site?  Would you like to recieve disruptive telephone calls?

I want to know what makes you think that you have the right to just graffiti your website on other peoples sites?

What you have done is nothing less than vandalism.

I have re-pointed your links to pages about people eating faeces and other similar sites,  hopefully you will stop using spamming techniques to get your site listed on Google.

I am considering subscribing your email address to some nice user groups showing post operative transexuals and other things of this nature (you'll love the photos - I can assume that because you assumed that it was ok to abuse my webspace) and also reporting your tactics to Google to get you de-listed.

I have a membership of at least 300 people who will also be happy to do the same.

Here is the link to your fake profile;

http://www.dbfinteractive.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=1489

Now, I want an apology from you before I take this further and do my best to disrupt your business.

[padman]

lol, oh boy, let's hope this helps.

[eunice te]

Hello, I pretend to be some hot chick just to spam random forums with a link to a crappy site. Actually I'm a fat bloke with no life and only a wienerdog to make love to... 

[Shockwave]

I got a reply!

Dear Nick Simpson,
I am writing to apologise for a spammy profile that was created on you website. ie http://www.dbfinteractive.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=1489.
This was done without my knowledge, however I am responsible for hiring the SEO idiot who did it. Unfortunately you get what you pay for, and from this I have learned a valuable lesson.  Please again accept my whole hearted apologies.  i agree totally that this was nothing less than vandalism.  I am a fool.
Sincerely, Brad Horselman (www.xtrabond.com.au)

Seems like this guy is decent and was duped by a so called SEO expert.

[combatking0]

I'm off to the SEO websites to do some recon...

[padman]

I am a fool.

I completely agree. 

[rdc]

I got a reply!
...
Seems like this guy is decent and was duped by a so called SEO expert.

Wow, you don't see this too often. Kudos to the guy for owning up to it.

[powerpoint]

It's not fair!

I just wanted to advertise my free powerpoint templates on your site and I even tried to scam the reg form by saying I am a musician.

Unfortunately my scheme was detected as just another useless pile of HORSE SHIT and my links have been re-pointed..

Damn