This is not big and it's not clever..
It's 7kb and uses a mixture of glquadrics and quads, a quick entry really but maybe it will stand a slim chance (even though the sweets are fattening!).
Here it is anyway, procedural liquorice allsorts.. The only texture used is on the jelly ones (round pink and blue).

And that's just random noise so this is nothing clever as you'll see when you run it...
I am working on an intro for Defacto2.net and I realised that this routine from the intro would be acceptable in the comp
